who needs exercise?

i'll exercise when i'm dead

actually, i guess i probably won't

especially if i find out how to eat when i'm dead

going home

i'm gonna miss hank and heidi a lot. i kind of hope my flight gets canceled tomorrow, but i couldn't ask for anything more. when do i wake up?

austin

pumpkin soft serve. chai tea smoothie. sriracha mango shake.

i like the word "boogie" so much. it means what it sounds like and it sounds like something good and it looks even better than it sounds. round-tall round round round-low straight round.

i think i'm gonna buy some fancy headphones. nothing too fancy. maybe not anything from outer space. right now my ears are ringing and it doesn't seem very important, and maybe that's best.

i am going to get a championship belt tattooed around my waist. bang bang bang bang bangs.

i only listen to songs about the moon
moon moon moon
let me play among the stars
wider than a mile
how faint the tune
dsafjkhczxvhur

free mustache on a stick

if you are 8 years old and you show up to a concert in costume and the lead singer invites you on stage so you tell him that your name is "maximillian", and then you get to crowd surf, well, i think your life is gonna be pretty good. i think your life is pretty good. i think life is pretty good.

ear to ear and you should live here